im gonna stop posting here on stephenkingofthelesbians and just post to my other blog mafiosasailorscout so if you’d check it out and maybe follow me over there that would be fanfuckingtastic, I miss you guys ahhhh!
This is the result of the merger of 5000 pictures taken within 48 hours
MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT
WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt
WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAGCANADA
Why are you eating oatmeal with milk
This post is an international nightmare
what’s cooler than being cool?
using your turn signal
turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right
ok STORYTIME
my mom gave me this gift for my birthday
at first i was like
please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy
but then i was like
oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl
and i-
make a wish?
i think i just became a magical girl.
coolest fucking gift ever
please don’t be a sex toy
Fluffy Whipped Soap is creamy, luxurious, and a treat for your skin. A little goes a long way. You only need a little bit and lather away. Can use as a shaving cream and will leave a soft moisturizing feel to your skin.
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I WANT TO EAT THIS SOAP.
stop making these things look so tasty.
*sees good art*
*gets excited*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
*cant art*
*sobs*
